• a dive into the 2 axes, intensity and application, that constitute your simp alignment.

  • the chart that reveals your simp alignment: sun simp, moon simp, earth simp, or shadow simp.

  • what your simp alignment says about your style of crushing.

The Axes Explained

Intensity Axis: How much of your headspace does a person take up when you’re simping?

1: Out of sight, out of mind. Oh, them? You don’t think about them at all. If you’re a 1, you’re probably also a liar. 

5-6: The occasional thought bubble. You think about them semi-frequently. Maybe when you’re doing laundry, or homework, you let your head drift in the romantic astral plane.  

10: Haven’t ever made back on your rent. They take up your daydreams, your night dreams, and a lot of your headspace in general. You replay your times together and imbue probably too much meaning into trivial moments. You’re envisioning a meetcute, a charged moment, a honeymoon, the rest of your life together (no big deal).

Application Axis: Do you typically seek tangible results from your simping? How okay are you with simping for fun and with no reciprocation?

1: Simping just for the feeling. Your simping is light and doesn’t necessarily expect results. You enjoy the feeling of simping more than you want your simping to go somewhere tangible. You prefer the fantasy over a potential reality.

5-6: The moderate. You’re down to simp, but only because you think there’s a chance it’s going to go somewhere. You might feel disappointed if your simping is not reciprocated.

10: In it to win it. You simp because you’re there to seal the deal. If you simp, it’s because you want and can see a tangible relationship.

Keep in mind that while 5 might intuitively feel like the mean, 5.5 is actually the exact center. So 1-5 are below average, and 6-10 are above average.

The Simp Alignment Chart

Your Simp Alignment Explained

Earth Simp

You're a pragmatic simp. You don't see the point in wasting your time simping for someone if it isn't reciprocated. You don't tend to simp intensely, but when you do, you make sure it’s worth your time.

Shadow Simp

Why even bother with someone else? You want to focus on your own wellbeing, and don't have the time or energy to spend elsewhere. Are you even a real simp?

Sun Simp

You do as you say. You like to make your imaginations a reality, and you’re not afraid to let people know that you’re interested in taking the next step. You value deep and meaningful connections with people, and you put a lot into your romantic relationships and interests.

Moon Simp

You like to think about the possibilities, but some possibilities deserve to stay possibilities. You're a daydreamer -- it's fun to think about what could be, and it doesn't have to hurt if things don't work out. You don't necessarily need something to be reciprocated for it to be meaningful; you find value in the act of feeling intense feelings itself.

we would love to know your simp coordinates to possibly display them in a future visualizer we have yet to build! send your coordinates our way :)